- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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