- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

did you stub your toe?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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