- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

belly button

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

National security?

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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