- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??