- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

69 is a number not a sex poshion

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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