- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

nolan is gay

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

I like the color potato.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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