What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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