- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

what are three short words? i a am

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

VAGINA.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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