- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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