- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Women's Rights..

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*