Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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feminists.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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the holocaust

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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RUN

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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