What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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