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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Miscarriages.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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