Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Miscarriages.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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