How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what is orange? an orange

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Anti Joke

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