- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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