what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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