- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a tree

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A black student graduated High School

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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