Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Miscarriages.

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