- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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