- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Peas

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

WNBA

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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