why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Where's my tractor?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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