- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Pickles are moist.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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