- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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