- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Refridgerator.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Horse with a chair on his head.

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