Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Heskey time.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Get it? More.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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