Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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James Patrick Campbell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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