There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Superman vs Batman real fight: Batman: Hmm I believe that Superman might want to fight m*squish* Batman explodes in a bunch of meat as a blue and red blur is seen fly by. Extended Edition: Batman: Hah Superman I got kryptonite gloves so if you would just stand close to them for about five minute...*squish* Batsack of meat left we see nothing because Superman is FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. They are probably gonna go like every fucking crossover, first they squabble and throw a few punches for five minutes, then they realize that the LAX LADDER LEX LUGER AND LEX LUTHOR brothers made up some fake story so sups and bts kill each other while they blow up the world, so Btz, and Soup end up beating them up... Moral: "PFF! BATMAN HAS BEATEN UP SUPERMAN AND THE HULK IN THOUSANDS OF SHlTTY NON CANON STORIES!" (In where the one with the Hulk described the hulk to have the instincts and combat skills of a "dumb, animal like confused ape" yes actual quote, Batman punched this confused green ape across a door and kept beating "The Hulk" up as he ran around in "animalistic fear and "rage" receiving random kicks by Batman, then Btz throws some capsule that turns into a fishbowl with no oxygen that chokes The Hulk (supposedly to death) in a few seconds... The Hulk can like hold his breath for YEARS in space, (but you know these lethal fishbowls)

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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PIED NINNY!

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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