- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I'm going as the joker for halloween

were at work systems r down

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Keanu Reaves

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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