Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Jovan

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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