- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Neither did she.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Christianity.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.