- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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