There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Superman vs Batman real fight: Batman: Hmm I believe that Superman might want to fight m*squish* Batman explodes in a bunch of meat as a blue and red blur is seen fly by. Extended Edition: Batman: Hah Superman I got kryptonite gloves so if you would just stand close to them for about five minute...*squish* Batsack of meat left we see nothing because Superman is FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. They are probably gonna go like every fucking crossover, first they squabble and throw a few punches for five minutes, then they realize that the LAX LADDER LEX LUGER AND LEX LUTHOR brothers made up some fake story so sups and bts kill each other while they blow up the world, so Btz, and Soup end up beating them up... Moral: "PFF! BATMAN HAS BEATEN UP SUPERMAN AND THE HULK IN THOUSANDS OF SHlTTY NON CANON STORIES!" (In where the one with the Hulk described the hulk to have the instincts and combat skills of a "dumb, animal like confused ape" yes actual quote, Batman punched this confused green ape across a door and kept beating "The Hulk" up as he ran around in "animalistic fear and "rage" receiving random kicks by Batman, then Btz throws some capsule that turns into a fishbowl with no oxygen that chokes The Hulk (supposedly to death) in a few seconds... The Hulk can like hold his breath for YEARS in space, (but you know these lethal fishbowls)

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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