- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

hard cheese

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

PIED NINNY!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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