Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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