- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

4 hours later.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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