why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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