- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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