- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

did you stub your toe?

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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