- Anti Joke

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what is orange? an orange

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.