Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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