Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

what has genitial warts? me

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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