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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I woke up today

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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