- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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