- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a lamp?

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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