so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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