how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Anti Joke

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