Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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The Game.

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