- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A child walks into a classroom.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Abortion.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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