A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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