- Anti Joke

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away