In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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david what a baghead

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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My mum is called Steve

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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