- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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