What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Your mom went to college

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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