- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Penis.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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