- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

This is not funny.

The Holocaust

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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