what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Lindsay Lohan

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock knock Shut up

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

The Holocaust

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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