- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Neil is a reterd.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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