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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

speak now or forever hold your pee

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