- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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