Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

I work at jcpenny

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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