its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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