HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Puns are terrible. I love them.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Nuneaton..

NASCAR

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Who wants $300? Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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