- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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