- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

minorities

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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