What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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GONNA

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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