Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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