- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

wanna here a joke? you.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

... Chan chan

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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