- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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