- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

were at work systems r down

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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