A train poops its pants.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Praise Paisley

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I hate blackniggers

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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im telling maguire

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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