- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

poop.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

why are black people so fast? because there black

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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