- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Justin Bieber.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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