- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Tommy got neutered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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