- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

roses are red violets are blue

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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