- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Sex education in Texas.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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