Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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the bible

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Barbara Streisand

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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