- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

im telling maguire

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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