- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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