Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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