- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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