What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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roy g biv

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Your Mother

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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