- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Tommy got neutered.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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