Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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