how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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