- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Wright flyer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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