- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

nolan is gay

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

irish man drinking john smiths

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

you dint have to be a jew matt

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