- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What's the difference between a lamp?

YOU

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Lewis

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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