- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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