Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Agent 47.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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