- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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