- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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