- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Derp

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Your face

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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