- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A paralysed man falls over.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

One below was by me: Walter H

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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