- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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