A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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