- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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