- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christianity.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

whats dumb and small? dandruff

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

I am a women

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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