- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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