- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Women's rights.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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