- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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