Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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ur gay

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Y u do dis?

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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