- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Terry has ebola

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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