- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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