- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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