- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Banana Hamock.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

the sky is green no it is not

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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