- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

I <3 Hitler

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Knock knock

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Women's rights

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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