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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Dakota Fanning

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Tall asians

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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