- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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