What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Women's rights

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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