- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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