"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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