- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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