Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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