- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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