"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Who invented apple? God

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Try it Yourself »

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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what do you call your mom? mom

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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