What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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