- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

The truth is he loves her!!

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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