- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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