- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

noah is a scrub jungle

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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