- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

go F*** yourself

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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