What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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I like touching my boobs

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Neither have I

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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