- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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