Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Its behind you like if you looked behind

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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