Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Dakota Fanning

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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