why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Dont read this joke

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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8--------------------- penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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