Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Your mom went to college

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Miscarriages.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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