- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

a seal walks into a club.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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