Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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