Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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