- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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