why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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THe Election

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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women's rights

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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