- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Black people

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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