Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Praise Paisley

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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scientology.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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im gay

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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