Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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