- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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