What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Knock Knock. Not home.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Today is March 22.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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