What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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