- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

Robin, get in the batmobile

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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