What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How come anti jokes r funny

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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