- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

do you have a wife?

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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