a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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