- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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