"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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