what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Girls soccer

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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