hola said the chinese man

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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