- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Robin, get in the batmobile

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Sex education in Texas.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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