- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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