A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

whats the capital of congo famine

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Who's on first? Garvey.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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