- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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