A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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