- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

The Morman Religion.

knock knock who's there? faith

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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