whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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