How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

This is sparta No this is patrick

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

The global news

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Sex education in Texas.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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