- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

He--Hey guys

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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