- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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